Delta Force Sex-Change Squad Releases ‘Ms. Osamette’ Back To Taliban

Kabul, Afghanistan – Rumors abounded Saturday as to the return Osama Bin Laden back into the custody of the Taliban, but not as Osama – now Osamette. Anonymous sources in the intelligence operation of the anti-terrorism coalition confirmed that a Delta Force group, specially trained for extraordinary medical operations in the field, had kidnapped Bin Laden and turned him into a women.

The covert operation, code-named “See-How-You-Like-It-,-Asshole-!”, was carried out during the early dawn hours of Saturday, and the newly-made female was snuck back into a Taliban-controlled area while the Delta Force squad was whisked away by helicopter. Osamette apparently did her best to find any sort of clothing to cover her body, legs, arms, head, mouth, and face, but in the harsh Afghan landscape there was little cloth to be found.

The covert operation, code-named “See-How-You-Like-It-,-Asshole-!”, was carried out during the early dawn hours of Saturday, and the newly-made woman was snuck back into a Taliban-controlled area while the Delta Force squad was whisked away by helicopter. Osamette apparently did her best to find any sort of clothing to cover her body, legs, arms, head, mouth, and face, but in the harsh Afghan landscape there was little cloth to be found.

Analysts predict that if Osamette continues to go uncovered in violation of Taliban law, she will either be stoned to death by an unruly, uneducated mob of enforcers, beaten by any man who finds her, or suffer some other hideous consequence. If she does manage to adapt to her new role, she will never be able to hold a job, never dress in anything less than full head-to-toe clothing, never be able to leave the house without a male escort, and never leave the country without her husband. No man will ever respect her education or leadership, and she will live a sad, horror-full life that so many before her have lived and continue to live, undeservedly.

And they think our values are wrong.







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