God Wondering Why So Many Articles About Him Are On Website

Heaven - God expressed deep puzzlement at the abundance of articles written about him for this week's issue of The Fine Line Online.

"What happened- did one of their writers just show up after mysteriously disappearing months before and hand them an article about Me on top of the article about Me one of the editors had planned to write? That would just be crazy!"

God continued in His amazement and suprise. "I know those guys, they're really organized. I can't believe they would just write a bunch of articles about me and neglect everything else going on due to a simple lack of communication ..."

"And two articles about Me I could understand as a coincidence, but three? There are Psalms that make less references to Me, for My sake!"

"Plus, this last one is really confusing," God continued. "I'm giving commentary about an article about my commentary! I'd be completely lost if I weren't omniscient and all."







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