Amateur Bull-Riding Stunt Leaves Two Thrilled, 17 Entertained

Tokyo, Japan - Late last night, drunken yahoo Bill Peterson, 28, broke into a farm near his home and hopped on the back of a sleeping bull. The bull, known as Mr. Bully, 5, immediately awoke and began rampagin. Mr. Bully effortlessly broke out of his pen and hurried down the street. Due to an experiment with super-glue earlier in the evening, Peterson was unable to free himself from the back of the gentle beast.

Peterson's terrified shouts of "yee-haw" and "hoo-ah" woke the farmhands and a handful of neighbors. "At first we tried to help the poor man," explained farmhand Frank Ernst, 42, "but he just looked like he was havin' too much fun! Plus, I ain't never seen nobody stay on Mr. Bully that long before!"

At around 2 A.M., a ring of nearly twenty people formed around Peterson and Mr. Bully. The cheering and taunting so frightened the bull that he jumped into a nearby river, killing both himself and his rider, to the total delight and elation of those witnessing the event.

"It was fabulous," says neighbor Cathy Lou Johnson, 51. "We couldn't have asked for a better ending had it been written by Jeff Foxworthy!"







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