Fine Line List: Newspaper Articles We'll Never See

1. “The Editor Owes Me Fifty Bucks”
2. “All is Well”
3. “Swearing for Fun and Profit”
4. “I’m So Drunk Right Now”
5. “Bite Me”
6. “Nothing Happened Today”
7. “Illegal Gambling Ring Fun For All”
8. “I’m Too Lazy To Write An Article, But Here’s A Headline”
9. “Guess What, I’m A Nazi”
10. “I’m In Love With John Rocker”
11. “Steve Guttenberg Makes Clean Sweep At Oscars”
12. “Janet Reno Wins Miss Teen America Pageant”
13. “Bill Gates Moves To Cardboard Box”
14. “George ‘Dubya’ Bush Is Sober”
15. “Why Quebec Rules”
16. "10110010100010001000010"
17. “My Hair Is On Fire”
18. “Band Rocks"
19. “Beethoven: Greatest Blind Musician Ever”
20. "Disney presents: Osama Bin Ladin, The Journey Continues"
21. “Frenchman Takes A Shower”
22. “Al Gore Wins Nobel Prize”
23. “Barbara Walters Dies, Finally”
24. “Seven-Year-Olds Unite Worldwide To Denounce Pokemon”
25. “I Can’t Read Or Write”







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