Quiz: Is That White Powdery Substance Anthrax?

1. Did you order "Fake Anthrax Gag Powder" from Jokes-R-We?
2. Are you on the base line at Yankee stadium?
3. Has water condensed at low temperatures and begun to precipitate around you?
4. Is the white powdery substance arranged as an outline of a person?
5. Is the powder in a baggie, and did you acquire it from a shady-looking man on a street corner?
6. Were you having trouble getting that opened Pixie Stik to your mouth?
7. Were you recently trying to make a baby's bottom smell a heck of a lot better?
8. Did you make it out of that collapsed flour mill alive?
9. Have you eaten a powdered donut recently?
10. Have you eaten anthrax recently?

Give yourself two Cipro pills for every "no" answer, don't call us in the morning. Oh, except for number 10. If you said "yes" to 10, you're finished already. Still don't call us.







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