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From: Free4all jokes To: The Fine Line Online
Subject: Old Snake

An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to come back in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s the problem, didn’t the glasses help you?” “The glasses are fine, Doc, but I’ve just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose for two years!”


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From: Sandra143@aol.com
To: The Fine Line Online
Subject: nicole!

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From: Legwisamo21@aol.com
To: The Fine Line Online
Subject: mandi?

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Dear Sandra143@aol.com and Legwisamo21@aol.com,

It has come to our attention that you have been trying to correspond with each other through The Fine Line Online. In an effort to facilitate your communication, we have spliced together your conversation, filling in the missing pieces.

Legwisamo21: Mandi?

Sandra143: Nicole?

Legwisamo21: No, this is Jenny Legwisamo.

Sandra143: And I’m Sandra.

Legwisamo21: Oh, hey Sandra!

Sandra143: Hey Jenny!

Legwisamo21: Omg! you wont believe how cute Mandi is, i mean this one is just to die for ! Here’s her page http://www.kebolarioz.com/mandi omg just check out her pics

Sandra143: Hey you wont believe how Nicole looks now! her web cam address is http://www.kebolarioz.com/nicole she really looks good!

Legwisamo21: Wow! Nicole does look good! And who would have thought she’d go into the porn industry?!

Sandra143: Omg, I know! Mandi looks Soooo good too!! And I wouldn’t have thought she’d be in porno either!!

Legwisamo21: I know, omg, it’s so true! Omg omg omg!

God: Yes?

Sandra143: Aaagggh!!! It’s God!

Legwisamo21: Holy shit!!

God: John Leguisamo, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, first for purveying pornography, second for pretending to be a teenage girl, and third for spelling your own last name wrong. And you, Sandra Bullock, should ashamed of yourself, first for purveying pornography, second for pretending to be a teenage girl , and third for Speed 2.

SANDRA143 SIGNED OFF AT 3:43:19 PM
LEGWISAMO21 SIGNED OFF AT 3:43:21 PM

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